May 2013
9 posts
3 tags
i want to be a
hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance til’ ya drop, and yo yo make a wicked cup of cocoa
1 tag
1 tag
April 2013
16 posts
nobrainslob:
grotle:
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
Anonymous asked: Tell us some stuff about you. The face behind the screen sort of deal.
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
March 2013
19 posts
siopold:
lets-have-awkward-sex:
mickjaggerstinytodger:
*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
OH MY GOD
10 tags
Moment of Truth: I always thought having a family... →
mattmoment:
I always thought having a family would give me something worthwhile to fight for. But really, especially in the corporate world, the only thing I can do for my family is get beat up for them day in and day out.
Taking a bullet for one of my kids or fighting off an armed invader would be fun and…
2 tags
2 tags
kitten matriarch: not my words but passing along →
sonatina-pop:
There have been several accusations from several different people that Jack Miller, the more-or-less “head” of booking and resident at the Bauhaus Haus, is allegedly a SERIAL rapist. According to someone closely involved to the situation, he has possibly sexually assaulted and/or raped as many as…
February 2013
25 posts
